#1 Any person located within the vicinity of a camera agrees automatically to have their pictures taken. All pictures will be manipulated if neccessary for the benefit of www.thepartypad.com executive team.
#2 All pictures can and will be posted on the internet.
#3 Two men under any circumstances absolutely cannot share an umbrella, an ice-cream sundae, or straws.
#4 It is not neccessary to remember your friends birthdays or anniversaries. Gifts are optional.
#5 If you are drunk and pass out in front of your friends, said friends have the responsibility to make you look foolish for their amusement. If you find a place to pass out in relative safety, remember to lock the door.
#6 Food can be a toy, but toys should never be food
#7 Once the "Don't be a Dick" edict has been issued, one must calm down immediately, no questions asked.
#8 If taking shots cause someone to be on the verge of vomitting, sensetivity from everyone nearby is required.
#9 Just because i'm having relations with a chick doesnt make her my girlfirend as long as i am having relations with other chicks as well. If i am sleeping with just one chick on a regular basis, then that woman is my girlfriend, whether I like it or not.
#10 Fruity drinks should not be consumed at all, unless you are on the beach, being served by a supermodel, who is topless#11 If you offer to buy a round of drinks you are not owed a round of drinks from everyone else.
#12 The proper unrinal to use is the one furthest from the door. If that one is taken there must be one empty urinal between you and the next person. If there are no free urinals you must hold it you big pussy.
#13 Sleeping with a stripper is considered cheating, sleeping with twin strippers strangely is not.
#14 During his lifetime, a man can call three (3) women is possible future wife. Once she has been called, your friends CANNOT sleep with her.