All Hell Broke Loose! - DWB Posted at 8:03 am CST SO, Arty's truck broke down because kevin forgot to put gas in it. Then we were stuck in Raton New Mexico for 5 fucking hours while we waited for the cumdumpsters to get there to tow it. When we were all in doubt that this trip would happen at all, a good samaritan (sp?) showed up with an empty load headed back to dallas. We put the truck on the trailer and continued on. Currently we are at a McDees Nuts ordering breakfast and about 2 hours from the slopes. All is good. We will update from the mountain when we get there. Biggie Ups to Craig Kozair from 1st trucks (CB radio handle "Tigerman" for hooking up the crappy benz back to Dallas. He only asked for $20, but the jew offered a C note for delivery (completely out of character) Anyway, life has been fun. MOre talk later Summary: Benz sucks ITs kevins fault james sleeps Dave drinks (you all knew that would happen) shulla shot a pancake out of nostril. Peace and biggie ups Arty still killed Jesus --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- The Pizzarty Pizzad Skizzle Trizzle '0Fizzour - JCW Posted at 9:16 am CST Snow still blankets the high mountains, but PartyPad residents are well aware summer is just around the corner...Ski Trip! In an unusually well-planned event our elite seven man assault team heads for Colorado. Time to take advantage of their natural resources and exploit their hospitality. Ski-season is not all about parties and ski-bunnies, it gives some of us hard workers stuck in offices all day a change to get out on the road and enjoy scenery of a nice road trip. It gives us a chance to enjoy the fresh mountain air And allows us some much needed excercise We shall see how our adventure-seekers fair in this cold hospitable environment. More to come... --------------------------------------------------------------- Medical Miracle or Diet Pill Deception - JCW Posted at 10:46 pm CST With medical costs on the rise ThePartyPad members find themselves trying new ways to cut general expenses. "A handful of Tylenol, breakfast burrito, and a pair of Red Bulls can run you ten bucks, and you have only been awake for an hour" David Brann says. With hot chicks and strippers partying hard during the week you need to be able to keep up, even thought you have work in the morning. These delimas beg the scientific community for a solution. In a break from normal PC research curing Sickle Cell and Down Syndrome a handful have come through for those of us who willingly bring harm to our bodies. Have these great men found the answer to partying like a rock star and waking up like a homeless vagrant? Will we finally rid ourselves of that damn monkey that finds you passed out and shits in your mouth? ThePartyPad believes this to be worthy of further investigation. A new pill claiming to cure the common hangover has hit the market with mass advertising. We will put it to the test. Comming soon will be an experiment like no other performed, as far as we know. Volunteers are requested to send email applications to scienceteam@thepartypad.com , we will host a night of "scientific" drinking of mass quantities of various spirits. "Isn't this just another excuse to get really hammered?" Resident Shulla asks. No! This is a monumental night where we may find the holy grail of alcohol. Summary: Hangovers really really suck Chicks dig guys that don't whine about having to work the next day Another excuse to come over and drink We hate you all ------------------------------------------------------------- ThePartyPad invades Oklahoma - JCW Posted at 11:21 pm CST As remorse sets in on the Monday after a long weekend of debauchery, thepartypad members alleviate their conscience with stories of great funness. Fourth of July activities were celebrated in true tpp fashion with a thirty foot tall beer bong/flag pole and 46.5 gallons of beer. Thursday night heading out to Lake Texoma went all as planned. 1. Everyone show up to the house 30 minutes to 1 hour late 2. JCW makes everyone wait for some innate reason 3. Wait longer because Amber locked her keys in her car and had to run home for the spare(and to bone). 4. 37 stops for unstrapped luggage, pee breaks(Amber), food, smokes, pee breaks(Amber), beer, directions, pee breaks(Amber), ice, directions, pee breaks(Amber) 5. Arrive at camp and get plowed watching chicks make out, instead of a good night sleep Friday morning we headed out to the beach and set up command post alpha. Unbeknownst to us our reputation preceeded us and we were greeted by more than a few "Hey you are those guys with that beer bong thing" The stage was set for two buried kegs of Miller Lite and a 6-pack gravity bong to incite a riot of horny men and attention-seeking co-ed women. Day two promised even more fun. But then things went horribly wrong. "Yeah James, I guess three kegs were a good idea" TheDave was quoted as we set up base with only one keg in the arsenal. We had planned short and had to maximize crowd control to allow us to achieve a high blood alcohol level before our last keg floated. Luckily several fans came through with reinforcements, supplying us with canned beer to allow the keg to flow and it to once again be ON!!! Packing up camp Sunday morning was relieving. Mostly because nobody died(which was a legitimate concern), and because everyone was accounted for after they posted bail. More detailed memories and discussions are sure to be on the message board for the next few weeks so I will leave now as I have downed a few beers writing this and need to pee now. ---------------------------------------------------- sex, beer, alcohol, parties, bikinis, beach, lake, girls, college, fraternity, kegs, swimming pool, hot tub, motorcycles, crashing, paris hilton, party, drinking, bars, clubs, dallas, fort worth, texas